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February 02 2018

obviously-bored:

barryiris:

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”

“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”

“tell us about the culture on your planet!”

“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”

“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”

“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”

OOH OOH AND

“take me to your leader” 

“…we have like hundreds of leaders like which one? my country’s leader? another country’s leader? the director of our space program? my country’s military leader? my mom??”

my mom

January 31 2018

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iron-rion:

PRINCE OF RAVEN

foxy-mulder:

foxy-mulder:

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

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xxlost-oncerxx:

valkyrie: exists
loki: ❤️💞✨💙🌟💕🌈

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valterszn:

favourite evak kisses ♡ season 4, episode 10

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jonginssoo:

the making of  ‘electric kiss’ MV

charlesoberonn:

mashumaru:

charlesoberonn:

Imagine the contractors who had to design and build a giant suitcase handle for the Pym Technologies building disguised as a ventilation system.

this scene made me so mad, I turned off the entire trailer…


that “suitcase” still weights the same!!! you can’t just wheel an entire building even if it’s tiny! what is he? a superman???

Twist: The Pym Technologies building is made out of cardboard

well that at least makes more sense 

October 26 2017

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ansticewarlock:

Magnus Bane (4/)

“Most smiles are stated by another smile.”

harryshvm:

if you think that harry is tiny in comparison with matt when harry is litterally only 10cm aka 4 inches shorter than matt and waaaay broader in the shoulders, just unfollow me. i don’t need this negativity.

go check your eyes.

October 23 2017

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magnusandalexander:

face to face – Malec (13/∞)

mighty-alphalpha:

I’m doing an experiment

Reblog with your sign and the first song you think of when I say “hey now”

shadowhunterswriters:

Reblog if you want Maia to be adopted by Malec

alec-imstraight-lightwood:

I was at the gym today and some guy was struggling with his correct form so the guy next to him lifted his weight and showed. Struggling-guy then turns to him and says “thanks babe” and now I can only think of gym husbands Alec and Magnus.

malecxxlightbane:

IS IT JUST ME BUT LIKE WITH A NEW HIGH WARLOCK SASSY AND SHADY ALEC WILL MAKE A COMEBACK BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING HURTS HIS BABY MAGNUS LIKE HE WILL DO EVERYTHING TO HURT THOSE WHO HURT HIS FAMILY AND PHYSICAL WISE IS A THING BUT VERBALLY LIKE WOAHHHHH WE GONNA GET SO MUCH SASS BOI

October 22 2017

claryfightwood:

alec lightwoods hair went through more character development in 3 seasons than his whole self did in like 7 books lmao

sourisms:

eli0tknight:

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

no, I want a huge loft and to be alone

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themagnusbane:

#That face you make when the love of your life is rambling aka Alec Lightwood’s smitten face

hogmailclom:

saladsaladnovski:

hogmailclom:

new head and shoulders flavor

did you forget to finish this post

im so sorry

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