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May 23 2018

jewishspider:

sometimes a family is a pansexual regenerating assassin with psychosis and stage 4 cancer, his stripper gf, his metal superhero bf, his other bf who is from the future with a technorganic virus and a fanny pack, their pyromaniac son, their punk lesbian daughter, her gf, the cool aunt with awesome luck powers, a blind old woman who probably does cocaine, an aspiring contract killer who is also a cab driver, and also weasel is inexplicably there 

thesocialnetworkost:

“describe thor and loki’s dynamic with a single gif”

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chelseperetti:

Do you guys think it’s worse to wear a fedora or kill fifteen people? - Chelsea Peretti

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meliorn:

shadowhunters lookbook ♡ isabelle lightwood
↳ season one, episode four

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baekphia:

Yixing about Minseok: “From the moment he wakes up, you can always hear vacuum noises in his room.”

May 22 2018

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malecdaily:

Looking soft in the morning

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parkerpunology:

this is it. this is the single greatest post i’ve ever seen on this god forsaken planet

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anotherlesbianandwhat:

insertcleverusernamehere:

auslanddd:

kevinidentity:

This is stunning.

Ill always be a sap and reblog this

Beautiful.

yep always reblog this

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amunetblack:

lilith + tumblr tags

Magnus portaled to Catarina’s with Madzie, asked her to look over her for a bit and then returned to take her back and Cat was all like “no, she’s my daughter now”

alec-is-life:

Magnus: Do you want anything?

Alec: A drink would be nice

Magnus: You need to let go of my hand for that

Alec: I am no longer thirsty

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natural–blues:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

m4ge:

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m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

nice okay we’re off to a good start

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.”

A girl a few seats behind me goes, “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”

bold-sartorial-statement:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

renegalien:

crazymuff1n:

rootbeergoddess:

violentlybarnes:

peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it. 

he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window

They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him

“I am Groot!”

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”

“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused

“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”

“I am Groot”

“yeah of course”

“I am Groot”

“Who are you calling old!?”

“I am Groot”

“Those are my crocs”

“I Am Groot”

“WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”

“I am Groot.”

*crash*

“I am Groot!”

“I thought you said printer!”

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alberto-rosende:

Todd Slavkin:  You are about to witness the most profound, pivotal moment in Simon’s life. Alberto Rosende will break you.

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sanabksh:

Jonas and Eva trying to act casual and pretend they’re not Jealous™

Concept: Sirius convinces the Marauders to do a “Family Portrait” in their animagus form.

winnie-the-patton:

vanscribbles:

killerqueen2319:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

mezzoaribg:

wizardtowizard:

  • Except for Remus, obviously.
  • So Remus is the one human who has to go into the photographer and ask for the picture.
  • Remus is a mixture of embarrassed, exasperated, and amused.
  • “Hello, yes, I’d like to take a picture with my, er, pets.”
  • And this photographer is just astounded that Remus has these very manageable and obedient pets.
  • In all fairness, it’s a VERY good picture.

I want to see this picture

Me too tbh can some giving soul draw this

SOMEONE DRAW THIS PLEASE

only because you said please, although its a very shitty drawing

IT IS NOT AND JAMES HAS GLASSES!!!! <3 <3

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daphneg121:

3x02 | 3x09

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banewest:

2.13 | 3.02 | 3.06

ruinedchildhood:

anon:

What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

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spaceboxingpsycho:

“I don’t give a shit” in Lithuanian is “bybį dėjau” which literally translates into “I have laid down my dick”, and honestly I find that beautiful

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